A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
| Military jokes
A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"
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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
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How is a judge like an English
| Judge jokes
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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A couple was having some
| Dirty jokes
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. H
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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !