Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !