A blonde and her husband were driving home,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bott
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After the Great Britain Beer
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Bud
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What do you call a rooster who
| Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
| Monster jokes
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.
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What kind of physician works on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good? Barber: It’s on the same old head.