Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

There are three kinds of

| Accountant jokes

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q. How many men does it

| Men jokes

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.

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Q: Why did

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill

| Clinton jokes

Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

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Q: What changes would occur in your

| Car and train jokes

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick’s Day.