Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
| Children jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is
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Q: What are the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.
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How does a Gorilla become another
| Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 6 year old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew – gems in the rough, all of them – more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks,and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, “I’ve been working with a crew building a house all week”. “My goodness gracious”, said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week too”? “I will if those useless morons at the lumber yard ever bring us the f****** bricks”, replied the little girl.