What do you call a snake that informs the police

Visitor: You're very quiet,

| Money jokes

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your

| Monster jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

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When does a female deer need money?

| Money jokes

When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

| Dirty jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.

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Computer

| Computer jokes

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....

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What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !