What do you get if you cross an insect and a
| Dance jokes
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
| King Kong jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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Can you spell very happy with three
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy).
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The Smith's were proud of their family
| Dirty jokes
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose
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Why did the composer spend all his time in
| Bed jokes
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic