I don't think these photographs
| Beauty jokes
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !
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What are you reading? demanded
| Parent jokes
What are you reading? demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?"
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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Q: How can you tell who is a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.