How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest

Yankee & Vietnamese

| Vietnamese

On a flight from Saigon to Los Angeles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese, ""What kind of ""ese"" are you? ""Excuse me?"" ""What kind of ""ese"" are you?"" ""Excuse me, I don't understand what you meant."" ""Stupid! Are you Vietnamese, Chinese or Japanese?"" ""Oh! I

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about

| Sport jokes

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never los

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At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters

| Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow movin

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Q: What is the difference

| Clinton jokes

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.