Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the
| Computer jokes
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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A little nine year old girl was in church
| Religious jokes
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two
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Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!