Teacher: That's quite a cough you have
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
| Insect jokes
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
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Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
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Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.