QUESTION: What do you get from a bee

Dad, can you

| School jokes

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

| Frog jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

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One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman

| Fishing jokes

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He the

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box

| Blonde jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

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Staring down from the bench to announce the

| Divorce jokes

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.