Q: How many internet mail list subscribers
| Internet jokes
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have b
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Why are burglars such good tennis players
| Criminal jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he com
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Which kind of ink do you put in your
| Computer jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
| Baby jokes
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!