Policeman: Didn't you hear my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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Q1: What vehicle does
| Dinosaur jokes
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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Policeman: Why did your car
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a
| Criminal jokes
Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."
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My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!