HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
| Police jokes
HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
| Bus jokes
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
| Farmer jokes
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and sa
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How do you fit
| Elephant jokes
How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
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When is the
| Dog jokes
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
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An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman says, “Yes.” “Good. Can you drive a fork lift?” The Irishman looks at him and asksy, “Why? How big is the teapot?”