What do you call a dog with no legs ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
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Whats the matter with your dinner
| Restaurant jokes
Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
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Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the
| Computer jokes
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I’ll just have a slither.