Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
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Who runs the 100 acre wood
| Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood website? www.innie the pooh.
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
| Marriage jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local
| Police jokes
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic
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How do jockeys determine which
| Horse jokes
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what’s it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.