Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open
| Humor jokes
Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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How many cops does it take to
| Police jokes
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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A man comes home and
| Marriage jokes
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside to find his wife on the floor of the living room naked. Wife yells, "help, help, I am having a heart attack", the husband runs in the other room to call the doctor when one of his kids run up to him a
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Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
| School jokes
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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Four men were bragging about how smart their
| Business jokes
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-square, do your stuff!". T-square trotted over to a desk, to
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They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?