What kind of typewriters do vampires like?

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!

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What kind

| Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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What TV station do bees watch ?

| Insect jokes

What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!

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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf

| Sport jokes

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the b

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My friend is so silly that he spent two

| Idiot and fool jokes

My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

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What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.