An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared and the pilot asked for his departure clearance. He was very dismayed to hear that he had another de
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
| Salesmen jokes
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this ma
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
| Humor jokes
A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry, sir,' said a cashier, 'the loan arranger is out to lunch. 'Can I speak to Tonto, then?' asked the man.
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
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A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. “Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”