Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
| Pig jokes
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
| Easter jokes
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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What makes you think the
| Criminal jokes
What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "
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Why do some accountants
| Accountant jokes
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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Why are you so excited?, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. “But doc, this is my first operation.” “Really? It’s mine too, and I am not excited at all.”