Why was the monster sitting in his Easter

When you call a dog, they usually come to

| Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer

| Computer jokes

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you d

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There are three ways a

| Hair and bald jokes

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed'

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How do you make a dog

| Dog jokes

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Customer: Why doesn't your menu list

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!