Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day
| Dirty jokes
A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off when two rather tired looking genies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!" "Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry up". The guy
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What do internet football fans sing?
| Internet jokes
What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
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What does FCPA stand for?
| Accountant jokes
What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets'
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.