Why did the dog say he was an
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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Three guys are
| Dirty jokes
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes late
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Why did the vampire stand
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…