Q: How many PA's does
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
| Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new
| Car and train jokes
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've
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When do hamburgers most enjoy
| Burger jokes
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
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A guy had been feeling down for so long
| Mental health jokes
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then
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Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions? “Center, make that request on the next frequency….”