Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Category: School jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school’
Teacher: Why
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
Teacher: Who can tell me where
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
Q. Why did the jellybean go to
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Q: What did one math book say to the
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
Teacher: What is the formula for
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last
Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn’t afford a dog.