How do you stop a monster digging up your

My birthdays coming

| Birthday jokes

My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag

| Insect jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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Why do you need a driver's licence to

| Answer me this jokes

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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What do you call a horse that's been all around

| Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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An elderly couple were

| Old age jokes

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.