An old lady was standing at the railing of the
| Old age jokes
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know,
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What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
| Food jokes
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a
| School jokes
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
| Teeth jokes
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
| Aviation jokes
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.