What fish make the best sandwich?
| Fishing jokes
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
| Cowboy jokes
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up
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Tower: Shamu two-two, please
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...
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A Director arrives below and is met by
| Heaven and hell jokes
A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly lik
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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.