Q: What does a blonde answer to the question
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
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What sort of soup do
| Food jokes
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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Why do cows wear bells
| Cow jokes
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
| Blonde jokes
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
| Political jokes
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!