One day Mullah was beating his donkey
| Various animal jokes
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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At recent trade talks the American
| Police jokes
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we
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What do you call an aardvark that writes
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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USAir recently introduced a special
| Aviation jokes
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pour
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The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor