While driving down the

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,

| Bicycle jokes

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!

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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to

| Children jokes

Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.

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A programmer was walking along the beach when

| Computer jokes

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like t

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Why does the monster act wild

| Birthday jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

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How do bulls drive their cars?

| Cow jokes

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!

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While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune teller. As he got closer to the still laughing fortune teller he began to slow down. He pulled up next to the woman and jumped out of his car and suddenly began slapping and beating her. A policeman passing by screeched to a stop and wrestled the man to the ground. After cuffing the man he stood him up and asked him, “What do you think you’re doing?” After a moment the man replied, … “Well, I’ve always wanted to strike a happy medium.”