A man was fed up of
| Car and train jokes
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w
[ read more ]
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for
| Music jokes
Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.
[ read more ]
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
| Face jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
[ read more ]
Flight 1234, for noise
| Aviation jokes
Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.. "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
[ read more ]
How many applicants does it take to change
| Humor jokes
How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
[ read more ]
A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with the latest and best equipment, stages, great actors, etc. Director thinks its great and asks Satan what heaven is like if hell is this good. Satan says heaven is exactly like this, a movie studio. The Director is confused. “Then what’s the difference,” he asks. Satan smiles. “Well, in heaven they actually *make* movies.”