May: What position does your brother play in
| Bath jokes
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
| Baby jokes
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
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A wildlife biologist crew
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s
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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming
| Religious jokes
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he we
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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
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During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, “I know I’m in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!” “The crackers are complimentary,” the voice to the other end cooly explained. “I believe you are complaining about your room number.”