When I saw you driving down the
| Police jokes
When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
| Farmer jokes
Tell me, said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"
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Fred
| Money jokes
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity."
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An English guy was very ill and his son
| Dead and dying jokes
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slippi
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What fish make the best sandwich?
| Fishing jokes
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
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Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report. Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”