When is a pig an
| Pig jokes
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
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What happens if you see twin witches?
| Witch jokes
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a
| Christmas jokes
Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.
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Why did the mexicans fight so
| Ethnic jokes
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn’t able to stir.