What happened when the shaggy dog

When is a pig an

| Pig jokes

When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What happens if you see twin witches?

| Witch jokes

What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a

| Christmas jokes

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

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Why did the mexicans fight so

| Ethnic jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the customer say to the pet shop

| Rabbit jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn’t able to stir.