Young woman sat down in small
| Restaurant jokes
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please." "Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. "Make that well done." Waitres turned away again. "Torture it!" she yelled.
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Michael: It's hard for my
| Brother and sister jokes
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
| Burger jokes
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!
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Two paratrooper
| Military jokes
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?