What's brown and white and flies all
| Bird jokes
What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
[ read more ]
The surgeon told his patient that woke
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
[ read more ]
How can you avoid falling hair?
| Hair and bald jokes
How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
[ read more ]
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
[ read more ]
Q: Have you seen the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
[ read more ]
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. “Why did you do that?” the giraffe asks. “When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason,” the elephant replied. “Wow! You must have a good memory!” exclaimed the giraffe. “Yep!” said the elephant. “I’ve got Turtle-Recall.”