What brings the monster's babies? The
| Monster jokes
What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.
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A drill
| Military jokes
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in anothe
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Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
| Frog jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Why did the little piglet fall
| Pig jokes
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it’s a ‘mane-lion’ station !