Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
| Beauty jokes
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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What do you call a ghost with a broken
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
| Cat jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.