Michael: It’s hard for my

Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the

| Monster jokes

Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

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If Microsoft built cars you would need to

| Computer jokes

If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.

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Teacher: I see

| Hair and bald jokes

Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome.

| Humor jokes

How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "

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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin'

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Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.