What do cars do at the disco?

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

| Women jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.

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Q. "Why does the Navy put

| Military jokes

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How do you identify a bald eagle?

| Bird jokes

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.

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Why are elephants no good at Net

| Internet jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.