Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Why do elephants have trunks ?
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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
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What kind of dog is the smartest?
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What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
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Introductory
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Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the fin
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My sister's a really bad driver.
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My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
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Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.