What's big and grey and protects
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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What do some people have against
| Burger jokes
What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!
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This little snail bought a little car
| Various animal jokes
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people se
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What did the grape say when the
| Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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A woman accompanied her husband to the
| Marriage jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix
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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “