Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the

There is a new Barbie

| Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll'

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What's the national anthem of Puerto

| Ethnic jokes

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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An old farmer is driving down a country road in

| Farmer jokes

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. "Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck a

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What purrs along the road and leaves

| Various animal jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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Commissioned by

| Hunting jokes

Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branch

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Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why? Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.