Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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How many cost accountants does it
| Accountant jokes
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
| Beauty jokes
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
| Ghost jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. “Hmmm…muffler’s loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench.” He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her “Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?” “What?” She yells back. “A Monkey Wrench!!?” He screams. “What?” “MONKEY WRENCH!!?…MONKEY WRENCH!!?” “Naw, this ain’t no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!”