A five year old boy and his grandfather are
| Dirty jokes
A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough t
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Heard the one about the three blondes that
| Fishing jokes
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
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If we are a country committed to free
| Answer me this jokes
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
| Children jokes
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy long legs," her father answered. "So, the other one is
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Q: What happens if you cross a
| Computer jokes
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don’t give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?