Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
| Elephant jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.