What sort of a car has your dad
| Car and train jokes
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
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Why didn't the dog
| Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
| Gorilla jokes
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
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Why are there flotation devices under
| Answer me this jokes
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you