If your dog is
| Women jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light
| Humor jokes
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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In a nursing home, there is this old woman named
| Dirty jokes
In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and sees the mini
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can’t hear you !